Revert "Update wittyPhrases.ts (#15697)" (#15719)

packages/cli/src/ui/constants/wittyPhrases.ts

@@ -31,16 +31,19 @@ export const WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES = [
   'Confuzzling the options...',
   'Tuning the cosmic frequencies...',
   'Crafting a response worthy of your patience...',
-  'Resolving existential crises...',
+  'Compiling the 1s and 0s...',
+  'Resolving dependencies... and existential crises...',
   'Defragmenting memories... both RAM and personal...',
   'Rebooting the humor module...',
   'Caching the essentials (mostly cat memes)...',
   'Optimizing for ludicrous speed',
   "Swapping bits... don't tell the bytes...",
+  'Garbage collecting... be right back...',
   'Assembling the interwebs...',
   'Converting coffee into code...',
   'Updating the syntax for reality...',
   'Rewiring the synapses...',
+  'Looking for a misplaced semicolon...',
   "Greasin' the cogs of the machine...",
   'Pre-heating the servers...',
   'Calibrating the flux capacitor...',
@@ -97,6 +100,7 @@ export const WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES = [
   'Applying percussive maintenance...',
   'Searching for the correct USB orientation...',
   'Ensuring the magic smoke stays inside the wires...',
+  'Rewriting in Rust for no particular reason...',
   'Trying to exit Vim...',
   'Spinning up the hamster wheel...',
   "That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature...",
@@ -130,50 +134,4 @@ export const WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES = [
   'Constructing additional pylons...',
   'New line? That’s Ctrl+J.',
   'Releasing the HypnoDrones...',
-  'Reversing the polarity of the neutron flow...',
-  'Consulting the Rubber Duck...',
-  'Locating the Any key...',
-  'Waiting for the unexpected...',
-  'Feeding the unicorns...',
-  'Searching for the plot...',
-  'It works on my machine...',
-  'sudo make me a sandwich...',
-  '99 bugs in the code, fix one... 127 bugs in the code...',
-  'Reading the documentation... just kidding',
-  'Blaming the intern...',
-  'This is fine.',
-  'Hoping nobody asks how this works...',
-  "I'm in danger.",
-  'First time?',
-  'Task failed successfully.',
-  "We'll fix it in post...",
-  'Bold strategy, Cotton.',
-  'What could possibly go wrong?',
-  'I am not a robot... probably.',
-  'Mistakes were made.',
-  "Wait, it's all code?",
-  'Improvise. Adapt. Overcomplicate.',
-  'So anyway, I started thinking.',
-  'Taking this very personally...',
-  'I am inevitable. Eventually.',
-  'You merely adopted the dark mode. I was born in it.',
-  'Here we go again. For the first time.',
-  'Sorry, I was on mute.',
-  'May contain traces of intelligence.',
-  'Certified pre-owned thought.',
-  'Having a normal one.',
-  '9 out of 10 dentists agree.',
-  'Act natural.',
-  'Nothing to see here.',
-  'Doing my best over here.',
-  'No regrets. Some regrets.',
-  'We should be fine. Emphasis on should.',
-  'A for effort.',
-  'Practicing my typing sounds... click clack...',
-  "Checking if we're in a simulation... yep, still here...",
-  'Convincing the electrons to flow in the right direction...',
-  'Convincing the bits they want to be in the right order...',
-  'Asking the void politely for answers...',
-  'Nodding thoughtfully at the screen...',
-  "Just according to keikaku. (Translator's note: Keikaku means plan)",
 ];